There are few things more pittiful than a cutsie subject of a holiday anthem. Among the most loathsome are Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Peter Cottontail and tonight's special guest Frosty the Snowman.

Well boomers, Frosty has finally seen the light. Like TV personality Katie Couric he's tire of being cute and perky and he's vowed to do something about it.

I give you "Frosty the Glowman."